Ron Mexico is not a passing quarterback
I have been in an extensive meeting with Leonard Peltier regarding the gag order recently placed on Thelonius Monk. Before Thelonius came to Awesome USA, this blog was relatively restrained in its lewdness and sexual references. Thelonius came and changed all of that. Our first response was to criticize this brash young contributor. Just as Isiah Thomas tried to freeze Michael Jordan out of the All-Star game so many years ago, so Awesome USA tried to restrain Thelonius. But, it's time to rectify the situation. Last night Leonard and I reviewed Thelonius' old posts on Codpieces. The result: we laughed our asses off and realized that trying to make Thelonius' posts like those of the other Awesome USA contributors is akin to trying to make Michael Vick a passing quarterback. Michael Vick is not a passing quarterback. In fact, what keeps Michael Vick from being a passing quarterback is exactly what makes him special. We realize that now. So, the gag order is off. Be lewd. Be crude. Let the man juice rain come down and cover us in all of its glory. The guantlet has been thrown. We eagerly await your next offensive, cringe-inducing post.