Comments by Tom Brady That Sound Like GOB Bluth
Holding an Elevator:
"Yeah, right. Like the guy who just impregnated Brigdet Moynahan and is currently sleeping with Gisele Bundchen is going to hold the elevator for the guy who will never see either one of them in his lifetime? C'mon!"
At a press conference:
"Ok. Ok. The guy sleeping with supermodels and actresses is going to answer questions from a crowd of reporters now? C'mon!"
In the locker room at a filled to capacity jacuzzi:
"Whoa. What am I supposed to do get my supermodel girlfriend to massage these calves? C'mon!"
In the huddle:
"Run the play. Run the play now. Yeah, ok. The only guy on this team whose sperm is good enough to impregnate model/actresses has to worry about alienating his teammates? C'mon!"
Picking child up from Bridget:
"Right, right, right ... right ... rig.... The guy who will be motorboating a supermodel in a couple hours has to change dirty diapers? Come on."
"Yeah, right. Like the guy who just impregnated Brigdet Moynahan and is currently sleeping with Gisele Bundchen is going to hold the elevator for the guy who will never see either one of them in his lifetime? C'mon!"
At a press conference:
"Ok. Ok. The guy sleeping with supermodels and actresses is going to answer questions from a crowd of reporters now? C'mon!"
In the locker room at a filled to capacity jacuzzi:
"Whoa. What am I supposed to do get my supermodel girlfriend to massage these calves? C'mon!"
In the huddle:
"Run the play. Run the play now. Yeah, ok. The only guy on this team whose sperm is good enough to impregnate model/actresses has to worry about alienating his teammates? C'mon!"
Picking child up from Bridget:
"Right, right, right ... right ... rig.... The guy who will be motorboating a supermodel in a couple hours has to change dirty diapers? Come on."
posted by HAL 9000 at 3:30 PM
2 Comments:
I am going to buy Thelonius a poster of his hero, Tom Brady. He has been known to remark, "I hope he gets into politics so I can move to the state he's running in and vote for him. He could do it, come on, he's educated and attractive, plus a born leader. He'd be good at anything."...as the grin became broader and broader and his eyes became glazed thinking about his idol.
To Soloman Wilcots:
"Ok, ok. Ok! Right...like the guy who invented the cleft chin is gonna blow an 18 point lead to the Colts and then right after Peyton marches his team down the field to take the lead, the guy who's penis has its own locker at Gillette Stadium is gonna throw a pick in the final minute of the AFC Championship game when his team is down by four? C'mon!"
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