Sunday, February 04, 2007

Begettin' Like a Mu-Fu**a'

(Note: this post was made possible with the help of Dr. Jacobiah Slyward, Dr. Clyde Baxter, Dr. Iggy Otis, and Bioengineer Scotty Crick. Their relentless pursuit of fame was the driving force behind this experiment. I could not have done this without their ingenious contributions.)

Writing blogs begets literary fame. Literary fame begets the presence of women. The presence of women begets better chances of seeing boobies. Seeing boobies begets happier bloggers. Happier bloggers begets better blog writing. Better blog writing begets more women. More women begets more missionary-style vaginal intercourse. More missionary-style vaginal intercourse begets videotaping missionary-style vaginal intercourse. Videotaping missionary-style vaginal intercourse begets watching videotaped missionary-style vaginal intercourse when penises no longer work. Watching videotaped missionary style vaginal intercourse when penises no longer work begets better lives. Better lives begets writing blogs.

It looks something like this:

2 Comments:

Blogger Natty Bumpo said...

I didn't have anything to do with this post. I don't share the views expressed in this post. I'm beginning to wonder what is going on around here.

February 4, 2007 at 11:13 PM  
Blogger Runs With Two Horses said...

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that graphic is actually a step by step process of finding the difference between the change of rates of two separate functions as expressed over a limited range, aka a derivative. I promise all of you that it will never help you have video taped sex with anyone, not even girls who really like calculus.

February 5, 2007 at 8:48 AM  

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