Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Afternoon Goings On in the World of Competitive Athletics


SUPER BOWL CHUBBY:
Man, Kyle Orton's really looking good, huh? Congrgatulations, Kyle, on making it to the Super Bowl and for being an Adonis. Just a quick piece of advice, you might want to take a stick to the beach to fight off the swarms of hot Miami chicks.

BARBARO TO BECOME A PERMANENT PART OF THE LOUISVILLE SOIL
Recent reports indicate that Barbaro may be buried at Churchill Downs here in our fair state. You can find the story
here
. This is great news for a couple members of the Awesome USA! family. Now Golden Balls can go pay homage to one of horseracing's finest with just a short drive up I-65. Likewise, Natty can go spit on the grave of the one animal he loathes more than other humans, as long as he can find his way there.

All in all, I guess you could say it's been a good day for Awesome USA! and Kyle Orton. Still no updates on whether Thelonious has removed his face. Keep the faith, Mr. Monk. Keep the faith.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jumping Bull said...

Kyle Orton looks like death?

January 31, 2007 at 2:47 PM  
Blogger Thelonius Monk said...

when did that become a question?

January 31, 2007 at 4:34 PM  
Blogger Leonard Peltier said...

I'm Ron Burgundy?

January 31, 2007 at 5:05 PM  

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