Afternoon Goings On in the World of Competitive Athletics

SUPER BOWL CHUBBY:
Man, Kyle Orton's really looking good, huh? Congrgatulations, Kyle, on making it to the Super Bowl and for being an Adonis. Just a quick piece of advice, you might want to take a stick to the beach to fight off the swarms of hot Miami chicks.

BARBARO TO BECOME A PERMANENT PART OF THE LOUISVILLE SOIL
Recent reports indicate that Barbaro may be buried at Churchill Downs here in our fair state. You can find the story
here. This is great news for a couple members of the Awesome USA! family. Now Golden Balls can go pay homage to one of horseracing's finest with just a short drive up I-65. Likewise, Natty can go spit on the grave of the one animal he loathes more than other humans, as long as he can find his way there.

All in all, I guess you could say it's been a good day for Awesome USA! and Kyle Orton. Still no updates on whether Thelonious has removed his face. Keep the faith, Mr. Monk. Keep the faith.