Law school finals are kinda like....
Since each of our esteemed contributors are in some stage of their law school career, I felt that this would be an opportune time for each of us to express our feelings on finals. I invite all of our readers to share their feelings on finals during this glorious time of year.
If you couldn't guess by watching this video, for me at least, taking law school finals are kinda like falling asleep at the wheel without my seat belt on, getting in a horrible crash, and ending up in the backseat as a fat guy with a bad haircut.
If you couldn't guess by watching this video, for me at least, taking law school finals are kinda like falling asleep at the wheel without my seat belt on, getting in a horrible crash, and ending up in the backseat as a fat guy with a bad haircut.
posted by Leonard Peltier at 2:04 PM
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this scared me when i watched it. i jumped when he wrecked, because i wasn't expecting it to be that bad.
watching this a second time, i noticed once the wreck begins he never even puts his other hand on the wheel.
Law school finals are kinda like what happened to this opossum:
http://towzone.com/finejob2.jpg
First, all you want to do is get across the road (you study your ass off for two weeks straight (12 hours the day before the exam if your name is C.P. Burns) and all you can think about is making it till Christmas) and instead you get flattened by a truck (the exam itself). As if you weren't deflated enough, some dumbass road crew decides to go ahead and paint yellow lines across your body (i.e. receiving your grades in early january from your professors) just to make sure you really comprehend how much your life sucks right now.
BTW, to the winner of this contest, I supply the hand only - any lotion or other lubrication needed shall be supplied by said winner (Runs, I hear you're a chafer, so prepare accordingly).
John Buonadonna...is that you?
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