LATE BREAKING NEWS
WADE PHILLIPS HIRED AS COWBOYS HEAD COACH
-This will either send Runs into a diatribe of blogging or a five hour porn-viewing session.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH COLLAPSES IN HOTEL ROOM, ANNOUNCED DEAD
-This will most definitely send Natty into a hedonistic laughter.
LANDIS AGREES NOT TO RACE IN TOUR DE FRANCE NEXT YEAR
-This will most definitely not cause a reaction from anyone on the face of the planet.
-This will either send Runs into a diatribe of blogging or a five hour porn-viewing session.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH COLLAPSES IN HOTEL ROOM, ANNOUNCED DEAD
-This will most definitely send Natty into a hedonistic laughter.
LANDIS AGREES NOT TO RACE IN TOUR DE FRANCE NEXT YEAR
-This will most definitely not cause a reaction from anyone on the face of the planet.
posted by HAL 9000 at 6:00 PM
1 Comments:
I went for the porn-viewing session. But going back to Leonard's original comment about the Cowboys' situation, Wade is probably the most voluptuous coaching candidate that interviewed, and I think the players will be happy that they can keep making the same man boob jokes about the head coach.
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