Thursday, February 08, 2007

LATE BREAKING NEWS

WADE PHILLIPS HIRED AS COWBOYS HEAD COACH
-This will either send Runs into a diatribe of blogging or a five hour porn-viewing session.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH COLLAPSES IN HOTEL ROOM, ANNOUNCED DEAD
-This will most definitely send Natty into a hedonistic laughter.

LANDIS AGREES NOT TO RACE IN TOUR DE FRANCE NEXT YEAR
-This will most definitely not cause a reaction from anyone on the face of the planet.

1 Comments:

Blogger Runs With Two Horses said...

I went for the porn-viewing session. But going back to Leonard's original comment about the Cowboys' situation, Wade is probably the most voluptuous coaching candidate that interviewed, and I think the players will be happy that they can keep making the same man boob jokes about the head coach.

February 8, 2007 at 11:00 PM  

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