Thursday, July 05, 2007

Tim Legler Loves Rollercoasters and Tits


We think this picture pretty much sums up the wild ride that has been AwesomeUSA! Thanks for joining us along the way. We'd especially like to thank everyone for dealing with my personal struggle to deal with my sexuality; Natty's extreme hatred of the Jews; for Leonard's unfortunate exile to the jungle mandated by that terrible boardgame, Jumanji; and of course, for Thelonius wearing looseneck Mickey Mouse t-shirts, following former NBA players around, and smiling creepily during extremely intense rollercoaster rides.
P.S. This isn't necessarily the end of AwesomeUSA!, I don't have the power to make that decision. I mean, hell, Jericho is still on TV, right?

4 Comments:

Blogger Thelonius Monk said...

For any more information on Tim Legler's fiance, the one with the big tits sitting next to him, she was a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader for five years, with last year being her final season. She enjoys a good boob job every now and again and helping poor kids eat stuff.

July 10, 2007 at 3:59 PM  
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September 1, 2007 at 4:24 PM  
Blogger Jesus' Son said...

With Midnight Madness just around the corner and the recent success of the football team, I must say I'm quite disappointed in the nonexistence of this blog.

October 10, 2007 at 12:17 PM  

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