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posted by HAL 9000 at 5:41 PM
Don't let your new-found fame go to your head. Leave the delusions of becoming a global icon to Lebron. Remember your roots, my dearest Thelonius.
Does this mean you aren't coming back after spring break?
It's the most successful thing I have ever done in my life. Everything will probably come crashing down in the next few years.
Now your cover is blown, T. Monk. Oh well, just be sure to add this accomplishment to your resume. By the way, Tiger Woods golf will be mine in the very near future.
Nice work. Make sure you don't go the route of other successful writers who wind up booting black-tar heroin and killing themselves in an auto-erotic asyphixiation accident. That would be tragic. Tragic indeed. Seriously, nice work.
Did you guys know there is a basketball tournament this week?
I just wanted to point out that, as far as I can tell, no one in the country still has a perfect bracket. By coin-flip statistics, this makes sense, as one would only expect 1 person out of approximately 280000000000000 people to get it correctly to this point. By the other scenario, 1 person out of 250,000 would still be perfect. The true likelihood lies somewhere in between these two extremes, but the previous analysis suggested that the perfect bracket was essentially impossible to construct. This year is just more proof of that.
I heard some guys on ESPN Sports Radio talking about their brackets the other day, and the main guy mentioned that "every year somebody gets a perfect bracket." I listened for a few more minutes to see if they were taking calls, and I was going to guide him to AwesomeUSA for a more accurate portrayal of bracketology.
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