Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have given birth to a baby humanoid. Apparently, Tom is going to eat the baby in a symbolic ritual of some sort. Then, he plans to set himself and Katie on fire in a variation on the classic Viking funeral. After this has taken place, William Shatner will fly over the carnage in the Millennium Falcon and defacate over the couples' spirit flames, as they exit their flesh prisons, through the aircraft's poop lounge deluxe. Following this, Andre the Giant and a unicorn with a human face will eat Shatner and the Millennium Falcon to prove that up is down and down is up. Finally, a starburst will envelope the universe, and everyone will be transformed into naked babies--the naked babies we used to be.